I am ready to undergo the "change". There are many definitions for this. Menopause is one that comes to mind. I'm not ready for that one, yet. The change I'm referring to is an illogical fantasy. Yeah, I am ready to become a vampire.
Why the sudden interest in this less-traveled path? Well, I am quickly approaching my quarter-life crisis (although I've already reached crisis mode in life, so I highly doubt the age-change will make much of a difference). I like being young. No real responsibilities besides paying off loans. What more could I ask for? Except for eternal youth, nothing comes to mind. World peace? How about world tolerance...that's a little more feasible. They're never going to get along in the middle east.
Besides, I could really go for a romantic relationship where I get to fall in love. There is no better way to do it than with an illegitimate fantasy. Seriously, it does not exist for me in real life. So why can't I dream about my sexy pale vampire boyfriend/fiance/husband? I've got a great imagination, and it would be a waste not to use it. Although I'd have to say I'd make my vampire angel tall, with dark eyes and hair. So I guess pale doesn't cut it. Maybe I should marry a werewolf. Jacob, anyone? ;)
I just saw the Twilight movie (TERRIBLE), and re-read the whole first book (WONDERFUL), all in the span of about 16 hours...yeah, I'm ridiculous. But reading about Bella and Edward makes me yearn for such an exciting and intense relationship. It is, however, creepy how much time Edward has to watch Bella. I think I could do with a little space. I'll just keep reminding myself that he doesn't sleep. That makes it better.
I guess the whole point of this blog is that is really sucks when you are single and every one of your friends have "in a relationship" as their facebook status. LAME!!!! Brian Regan says it best in his comedy when he quotes "she's lonely".
Many thanks to Edward Cullen for fulfilling my dream much more quickly that he did for Bella. I am moving onto immortality. Peace out, suckas!!!
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