Conclusions

It is waaaaaaayyyyy toooooooo early for me to be awake, especially since I have no job, but here I am , up at 5am hanging out with my cat (I am pathetic).

So chronologically here are the things I have done that have preceded this disaster...

1. Last night in SLO-drank a lot, yummy alcohol for cheap.

2. Packed up all my belongings into my car (with NO room to spare) and drove my ass out to Fresno.

3. Drank all weekend at Bass Lake. Went 6/7 in beer pong games (not bad for an amateur). Hung out in the rain. Went to a bar. Slept very little.

4. Drove back to San Jose with a full car (somehow even more full than when I drove from SLO to Fresno even though I bought nothing).

5. Tried to unpack. Made a huge mess.

6. Lost my keys-spent 30 mins looking for them before realizing I have a spare at my mom's place (luckily). Was subsequently late to a Memorial Day bbq.

7. Swore off drinking at the bbq, but of course I ended up playing 4 beer pong games (went 1/4, I think. Pretty bad for a pro).

8. Went home with nothing to show for it but a sore throat.

9. Went to bed HELLA early.

10. Woke up at 5.

With a detailed analysis of these details, I have come to the conclusion that:

a. I drank too much this weekend.

b. I am hit or miss for beer pong-not good.

c. Too much drinking=a greater chance of getting sick.

d. Always remember which jacket you wore the night before because your keys are probably in that pocket.